To Gavriel.
(Note: the given sky has no hipster meaning (probably). I just liked it with my drawing.)
Eugene, I’m going to print this off and put it in our keepsake box. Thank you.
YAY! Someone spelled it right! LOVE IT!!
$57
I’m getting closer, Rae…
$50.50
humm
$6 o_o
$57….hum…
$75. why is this in money
99$ 
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“This election will be as easy as sucking the life out of a baby.”
I’m mentally adding “in the butt” to the end of all your usernames.
bestnatesmitheverinthebutt
whatserfaceinthebutt
… Oh.
Azureusblueinthebutt. Oh dear. That sounds inappropriate.
jennasty replied to your post: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAV!
look at that fuckin turtle
I know right?! It was just sitting there. Being a turtle. So I picked it up. Did the same thing with a duck once. Just thought to myself, “Hey, I wonder if I can pick up a duck?” Yep. Apparently I can. Didn’t know what to do with it after that so I gave it to Nathan to hug.
3 years ago today I woke up to contractions 1.5 min apart, had my water break on Alan’s foot, had to run for the car, left a trail of birth fluid through the entire hospital for Alan to follow, almost dropped child in the hospital elevator and barely made it into the delivery room before bringing my second son into this world in two pushes.
You started with a bang (snicker), and there hasn’t been a dull moment since. Thanks for keepin me on my toes!
Happy 3rd birthday Gavriel!!
Then:

Now:

finalellipsis replied to your photo: Amen.
but some of them do
Shut up Sam. Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt, it’s also a very important technique for coping with the possibility of flying spiders.
Amen.
ERNSERMBEL!
Welcome to my blog: the midnight version.
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Romantic as FUCK!A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.
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biscuitswithhat asked: Wow, you look really stunning in your avatar! You must keep in good shape. Do you milf it up to turn heads often, or only when you want to embarrass your kids?
Oh my gosh you really think so?! THANK YOU!!

It takes a lot of time and dedication to keep this beautiful face looking the way it does. The kids don’t care, but I know my hunky husband sure appreciates all the effort I put forth to keep myself looking presentable. And in the end, his is the only opinion that matters!
Every morning is a Monday morning when you have young kids.
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